Celebrities: Who’d You Rather?

A few days ago I gave you guys a hint I was going to do a celebrity based post, and after giving it some thought…here it is!

Have you ever saw a celebrity in a movie, tv show, or concert and said to yourself, “wow, I wonder what it would be like to spank or get spanked by them”? Don’t lie now, I know we’ve all done it at some point in our spanko journeys! So which one is your favorite? Who is that one sizzling actor or actress that would make you melt once they put you over their knee? And who is that spoiled, dirty, over-the-top ridiculous celeb that just makes your spanking hand twitch? I’ll share with you my favorites on both the giving and receiving side, then leave me a comment and share with me which one is your pick!

First up, the celebrities I would want to get spanked by. To me, that was a no-brainer. There are two very beautiful actresses that I think would definitely get the job done, and look great doing it!

Angelina Jolie:

Angelina Jolie (swoon!)

Angelina Jolie (swoon!)

I think this one may be obvious for some, I mean come on! Angelina Jolie definitely has “The Look”. She’s extremely beautiful, powerful, seductive, and just…wow! You heard rumors about her crazy, open-minded, sex-life, especially when she was younger, and you just have a feeling that she would be open enough to trying some spanko action…if she hasn’t already!

Angelina Jolie (Holy...!)

Angelina Jolie (Holy…!)

I mean come on! Look at how she just stares into your soul with those piercing eyes!

I did get close to seeing my spanko-crush fantasy come true in the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I’m sure you all remember the scene where she plays an assassin disguised as a Dominatrix! I thought it was a really hot scene, despite the whole snapping of the guy’s neck at the end thing, but hey, he was a bad guy anyways right? Taking out the trash and looking hot doing it! :)

Angelina Jolie almost completes my fantasy in the movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" (2005)

Angelina Jolie almost completes my fantasy in the movie “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” (2005)

Monica Bellucci:

Monica Bellucci (So classy!)

Monica Bellucci (So classy!)

Now here’s a woman that I first saw on The Matrix Trilogy that really blew me away, Monica Bellucci! Her beauty, style, class and grace are just so very appealing. She’s a very famous French actress and I’ve seen a few of her movies, but she’s only been in a handful of American hit movies. Most notable are The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions, and Shoot Em Up. Like most of these celebrities, it’s highly doubtful they are into anything associated with the spanking lifestyle, but if they were…you could tell that some would be a lot better at it than others! I think Miss Bellucci could definitely pull off the strict Aunt or strict Boss role with no problem! Oh, and lets not forget she would probably make a really hot Dominatrix like Angelina Jolie, which we sort of get a glimpse of in The Matrix Revolutions, AND in Shoot Em Up, where she played a Dominatrix who was in the middle of an infantilism scene when introduced!

Monica Bellucci dressed for action in red leather! (The Matrix Revolutions)

Monica Bellucci dressed for action in red leather! (The Matrix Revolutions)

So now we come to the part of which celebrities I would rather spank. Ironically enough, both come from the music industry. I’m sure a lot of people would agree with me that some of these music “icons” today are just begging to be taken down a notch so they can quit putting out all this outlandish garbage, and put on some damn clothes!

Miley Cyrus:

Miley Cyrus (For God's sake, put that damn tongue back in your mouth!)

Miley Cyrus (For God’s sake, put that damn tongue back in your mouth!)

Ah yes, I bet there was no surprise that this one would make the list. What in the world is wrong with this girl? She was just so cute and innocent on Hannah Montana and just so pretty, but then what the hell happened? Sticking out her tongue like a damn dog, “twerking” aka pretending to have rhythm, and acting like, as my wife puts it, like she ain’t got the sense God gave a Billy Goat! Her on-stage behavior lately is just really inexcusable. Dry humping on the VMAs, smoking weed on stage…seriously? I don’t know about ya’ll but I think that’s definitely one, or two, or ten spankable offences!

Miley Cyrus at the VMAs (seriously?)

Miley Cyrus at the VMAs (seriously?)

Are you kidding me???

Are you kidding me???

I mean, I guess wanting to spank her is not all that bad. She does have a pretty attractive target area…

Ok, I guess I would gladly spank that!

Ok, I guess I would gladly spank that!

Anyways, I could go on all day about why I would want to spank her, and for all the reasons why she would need a spanking. I guess the same would go for this guy, but don’t get me started on him…

Needs a spanking, enough said.

Needs a spanking, enough said.

Stay tuned for part two friends, when Mrs. Welts stops by and tells us her picks for the top spanking and spanked celebrities. Hope you guy’s enjoy your New Year’s Day! Happy Spanking!

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